*smooch* (ldy) wrote,

These are Today's Tweets

  • 01:11 @*&#^$*&^@*, I left my PHONE at the Lab. Damn you., distractificating key lime pie, that ended up smooshiified anyway! I feel SO naked. #
  • 01:14 I seriously don't know what to do. How will I wake up in the morning?!! Twitter: dead. Facebook: dead. Messaging: dead. Me: nonplussed! o_O #
  • 01:36 I has no phone! NOOOOOOOOOOO! KHAAAAANNNNNOT CONNECT! *dies, sleeps an unusually peaceful sleep (hopefully)* #
  • 19:14 Oops. Act II! (@ Gainesville Community Playhouse) 4sq.com/bMqSFe #
  • 20:51 Monday, Monday... (@ Eagles Landing #4385) 4sq.com/dDozJ2 #
  • 23:55 OH at party: " I have been single long enough to know what to DO with POTATOES." (She unscrews with them.) #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

  • License to ill

    I have just made The World's Worst Guacamole. It looks just like hummus and tastes almost (but not quite) entirely unlike... food. Unripened…

  • on food and the end times

    Right now, my son is mowing the lawn and I didn't even ask him to. <3 So astonishing, my computer spontaneously rebooted from a bugcheck while…

  • Processed!

    OMG, I just bought this. Here's the really really weird part... nobody online had it in blue (I was going to try to find one locally). I…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.