- 01:11 @*&#^$*&^@*, I left my PHONE at the Lab. Damn you., distractificating key lime pie, that ended up smooshiified anyway! I feel SO naked. #
- 01:14 I seriously don't know what to do. How will I wake up in the morning?!! Twitter: dead. Facebook: dead. Messaging: dead. Me: nonplussed! o_O #
- 01:36 I has no phone! NOOOOOOOOOOO! KHAAAAANNNNNOT CONNECT! *dies, sleeps an unusually peaceful sleep (hopefully)* #
- 19:14 Oops. Act II! (@ Gainesville Community Playhouse) 4sq.com/bMqSFe #
- 20:51 Monday, Monday... (@ Eagles Landing #4385) 4sq.com/dDozJ2 #
- 23:55 OH at party: " I have been single long enough to know what to DO with POTATOES." (She unscrews with them.) #
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