*smooch* (ldy) wrote,

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Mom one, Mess zero

SO. Z was about to head out with some friends to play video games all night (as he does on Thursdays) and he was frantically running around the house searching for a dvd he'd borrowed the month before.

"It's not here!" he wailed. He was certain one of us had moved it.

"Maybe your mom1 borrowed it," I offered.

"It was in my room. And now it's not!"

"Oh," I said. "In that case... did you check to see if it got stuck between your bed and the wall?"

He retrieved the missing dvd with a flourish. "Yeah, well... WHATEVER!" he said, stifling a grin.

"You're welcome, dear."

Mom Magic. Whatever would we do without it?

1. Meaning his biological mom, not myself, his stepmom. Though re-reading it, it would be pretty funny if I HAD meant me, borrowed it, and put it there. (I didn't.)
X. Hm. I wonder what ELSE might be hiding in the Crevice of DOOOOM! ...has anybody seen the cats?

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