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The best-smelling man in the world! - Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
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The best-smelling man in the world!

Around this time last year, I got my new daily planner. There was a whole section of it devoted to goal-setting, so I decided to set a personal goal. I had a ton of work goals, but nothing personal, nothing just for me.

My personal goal? To be doing voice-over work by my birthday, 2007.

I've ALWAYS wanted to do voice overs. Even in grade school, I was the kid jumping out of her seat with her hand raised any time it came to reading aloud in class.

I'm not sure why I never did anything about it. I guess I always had too many other things going on. Well, that year, I decided to do something about it. That year, I was going to break into the wonderful world of voice overs!

Flash ahead (or less back, depending on your perspective) to my birthday: June 13th, 2007.

I hadn't done a darned thing to achieve my goal (other than write out a brief time-line). In fact, I had forgotten all about it.

I was in upstate NY for the week, struggling to help our business get back on its feet. We were completely redesigning the website, writing and recording a forty-minute teleseminar, doing mad marketing, and having our semi-annual meeting-- all in the same week. I was a nervous wreck. Too much was happening, and too much was riding on all of it. Things were out of control, hurtling downhill, and it was taking all my energy just to hold on and avoid the biggest rocks.

And suddenly it dawned on me.

I was standing in a recording studio. On my birthday. In 2007.

That's when the owner of the studio mentioned something about this not being their usual work-- their bread and butter was doing voice overs; specifically, developing voice-over talent.

My knees got a little weak. It may have been my imagination, but I could have sworn I heard the Universe cackle.

We were crazy busy with the recording, so I told him I'd call him in a day or two.

Two days later, I was back in the studio, picking up a revised copy of the teleseminar. Before I left, I cornered the owner. "Hey-- I know you have a very thorough program for developing voice talent (one which I surely could not afford)... buuuuut, how much would it cost for a down-and-dirty demo tape?"

"For the record," he said, "we don't do down and dirty demo tapes."

My heart dropped down to my ankles.

"Buuuuuuuuuut," he continued, "since you're already a client, and you seem to have some vocal training and acting experience, I could probably do one for you for studio time. Just don't let anyone know we did this for you, k?"

And that's how I ended up in a recording booth the morning of Monday, June 18, 2007.

The owner did the recording himself. He was absolutely wonderful. He provided just the right amount of vocal direction, and we were done with a dozen or so short commercial and narrative pieces in less than an hour. Honestly, I would have liked more time to prepare... but in retrospect, doing everything on the fly more fairly represents real working conditions.

As I was leaving, he took me aside. "You know, we do hundreds of these demos every year. You're one of maybe ten people who didn't go through our complete program." I was very flattered by that. Why was I so special? For whatever reason, the Universe and the studio owner had smiled upon me, and it was Good.

Why is this relevant today? Because today, I actually received my commercial and narrative voiceovers. Today, I bought my domain. Today, I'm designing my website. Today, I'm referring to my list of companies to whom I'm going to submit these suckers.

Today, I'm officially starting a new career!

Oh, and the weirdest part? I actually like listening to them! My voice! I'm amazed. I've done film, I've done radio-- heck, I even used to do bi-weekly recorded seminars for my old clients-- but I've never even remotely liked the sound of my recorded voice. Ever. And here I am, listening to these, and thinking "wow, I'd do me hire me!"

While I'm happy with the range of characterization I've got here, I know I can do more... so I've started preparing a few of my own demo scripts-- character work, dialects, etc.-- to record the next time I'm up north. Hey, maybe I can bundle my copywriting and voice talent skills to prospective employers... now there's a lucrative thought!

Anywho, it's the best news I've had to report all month :)

I just played these for Z and his friend, A. They liked them all except the ice cream one... which was "creepy" (you know, because it was me). Ironically, the studio guy and I both agree that it's probably the most marketable piece there :)

I'm feeling all kinds of: creative something to say!

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ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:12 am (UTC) (permalink)
Thank you! I'm GOIN'! :D
rosin_dubh From: rosin_dubh Date: July 21st, 2007 12:52 am (UTC) (permalink)
Fabulous! I'd do hire you too!
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:12 am (UTC) (permalink)
Hee, yay!
ferretsofglory From: ferretsofglory Date: July 21st, 2007 01:02 am (UTC) (permalink)
uuuuse scrubbies!

Sounds great!!
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:13 am (UTC) (permalink)
Tanku! :D
duhneese From: duhneese Date: July 21st, 2007 01:04 am (UTC) (permalink)
oh my god that was absolutely FANTASTIC! you are well on your way to a career here...and that's some damn sexy ice cream! ;)
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:14 am (UTC) (permalink)
Hee, thank you!

I considered doing a 1-900 line, but sexy ice-cream is far more legit.
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ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:14 am (UTC) (permalink)
Yay! Thank you, sweetness!
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ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:15 am (UTC) (permalink)
Hee, thanks! If I could make a living by reading books out loud... well, that might be a little slice of heaven right there :)
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billijean From: billijean Date: July 21st, 2007 01:28 am (UTC) (permalink)
Oooooooh!!THis is WONDerful! :D
Congratualtions and good luck break a leg.. or uhh.. something :P
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:50 am (UTC) (permalink)
Thank you!

Now, get on your contacts at The Discovery Channel! I know you have 'em! ;D
sunshine_two From: sunshine_two Date: July 21st, 2007 01:50 am (UTC) (permalink)
that's wonderful. Good luck with that :)
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 01:51 am (UTC) (permalink)
Thank you :)
chezmax From: chezmax Date: July 21st, 2007 02:18 am (UTC) (permalink)
Those are pretty awesome. Sounding *good*!
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Hee, thank you! :)
dandelion_diva From: dandelion_diva Date: July 21st, 2007 02:49 am (UTC) (permalink)
That is absolutely marvelous! Yay for working on dreams. :)
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Yay, indeed! Thank you! :)
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 21st, 2007 04:03 am (UTC) (permalink)

The best-smelling man in the world!

For some reason this started playing totally unbidden and i couldn't tell where the sound was coming from. I thought some ad website had taken over Firefox, so i killed it and restarted it. But what could have taken over Firefox? All i had open at the time was Wikipedia and LJ. So i examined my LJ page for anything that played sound and found this. You're very professional-sounding; the fact that i thought it was an ad before anything else vouches for that. I approve.
pyrop From: pyrop Date: July 21st, 2007 05:14 am (UTC) (permalink)

Re: The best-smelling man in the world!

And how the heck did i get logged out just then?
duinlas From: duinlas Date: July 21st, 2007 05:13 am (UTC) (permalink)
That's quite good. I'm so proud of you, Zelda.
duinlas From: duinlas Date: July 21st, 2007 03:25 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Additionally: Did you know that Geminis traditionally have an easier time of impersonations and voices? ;)

My dad always said that! And you certainly doooo.
From: womanonfire Date: July 21st, 2007 08:30 am (UTC) (permalink)

it just started playing automatically on my friends page
and it really freaked me out because i couldn't figure out where it the voice was coming from ;)

wow thats very cool. thats you? great job ^^b congrats!
ldy From: ldy Date: July 21st, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC) (permalink)
That's bizarre-- I made sure to set autoplay to 0... so I'm not sure what happened there. Apologies for the freak-out!

And thank you! :D
hitchhiker From: hitchhiker Date: July 21st, 2007 06:18 pm (UTC) (permalink)
rock on :)
curiouscat2 From: curiouscat2 Date: July 22nd, 2007 06:42 pm (UTC) (permalink)
glad to see that the Universe had a door open waiting just for you
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