*smooch* (ldy) wrote,
*smooch*
ldy

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Sigh

There are only a handful of good reasons to phone someone at 6:30 in the morning.

Like...
"Oh, my God! It's a nuclear war!"
"I've left you to live with the milkman."
"Uncle Henry was murdered in his sleep!"
"I'm sorry, I just ran over your cat."
"FIRE!"
"If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to: Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace..."

See, these are all completely valid reasons to rouse someone from a sound sleep.

You will note that "I can't afford the house and can I have my deposit back" is not listed among the good reasons.

My attorney told me yesterday that we had a signed contract. He was, apparently, mistaken.

Well, ranagazoo, let's have a tune!
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