"Oh, my God! It's a nuclear war!"
"I've left you to live with the milkman."
"Uncle Henry was murdered in his sleep!"
"I'm sorry, I just ran over your cat."
"If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to: Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace..."
See, these are all completely valid reasons to rouse someone from a sound sleep.
You will note that "I can't afford the house and can I have my deposit back" is not listed among the good reasons.
My attorney told me yesterday that we had a signed contract. He was, apparently, mistaken.
Well, ranagazoo, let's have a tune!