*smooch* (ldy) wrote,
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ldy

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Kingdom of Loathing

Things that are nice:

Popping into the KoL chat for the first time, and getting 102k meat from trivia. *POWERCHORD!*

Since then, I've created two familiars, found a free buffbot, and donated $10 to the site's creator.


LdySaphyre
An Adventurer is You!
LdySaphyre (#143610)
Level 3
Chill Crook

Statistics:

Current Hit Points:8
Maximum Hit Points:13
Current Mojo Points:3
Maximum Mojo Points:5
Muscle:
23 (base: 8)
(2/17)
Mysticality:
22 (base: 7)
(10/15)
Moxie:
27 (base: 12)
(2/25)
Inebriety:1 (a little drunk)
Adventures remaining:0
Meat:92423
Turns Played:168

Advancement:

You must gain 1 Moxie to advance to level 4.

Equipment:

Hat:chef's hat (Power: 40)
Weapon:Dr. Hobo's scalpel (Power: 40)
Pants:Bugbear Bungguard (Power: 30)
Accessory:continuum transfunctioner
Accessory:Mr. Accessory

Effects:

Bloody Hand (2)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (269)
Jabañero Saucesphere (609)

Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Disco Aerobics
Disco Eye-Poke
Nimble Fingers
Disco Dance of Doom

Current Familiar:

MacBlot, the 1 pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 kills)

Accomplishments:

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have helped defend the Gourd.
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.


I really don't have time for this game at all, but it's just SO much fun, I think I'll have to find a few minutes for it each day. I should dump any foolish notions of having the time to maintain more than one character, though.

So, yeah, I'm thinkin' Lemontini's gettin' the axe. Long live LdySaphyre, Disco Bandit!* *POWERCHORD!*

OK, enough with the heavy metal theatrics. Yeah, like you can ever have too many heavy metal theatrics!

*POWERCHORD* Yeah, baby-- it's TIME TO SPACKLE!

Oh, wait. That isn't any fun** at all, is it.

* Everytime I see "Disco Bandit," I parse it as "Disco Biscuit." And whenever I see "Moxie" I think "Moxy Fruvous." These mental misfires seem perfectly appropriate.
** For whatever it's worth, I truly do enjoy mudding and spackling. A LOT. I think it hearkens back to my finger-painting days.
*** To the... WHOOPS! FORGOT TO HIT POST!
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