• Mood: POWERCHORDY!
• Music: Jethro Tull 'Flute Solo Improvisation'

Kingdom of Loathing

Things that are nice:

Popping into the KoL chat for the first time, and getting 102k meat from trivia. *POWERCHORD!*

Since then, I've created two familiars, found a free buffbot, and donated $10 to the site's creator.

LdySaphyre

LdySaphyre (#143610) Level 3 Chill Crook Statistics: Current Hit Points: 8 Maximum Hit Points: 13 Current Mojo Points: 3 Maximum Mojo Points: 5 Muscle: 23 (base: 8) (2/17) Mysticality: 22 (base: 7) (10/15) Moxie: 27 (base: 12) (2/25) Inebriety: 1 (a little drunk) Adventures remaining: 0 Meat: 92423 Turns Played: 168 Advancement: You must gain 1 Moxie to advance to level 4. Equipment: Hat: chef's hat (Power: 40) Weapon: Dr. Hobo's scalpel (Power: 40) Pants: Bugbear Bungguard (Power: 30) Accessory: continuum transfunctioner Accessory: Mr. Accessory Effects: Bloody Hand (2) Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (269) Jabañero Saucesphere (609) Skills: (click the skill name for a description) Disco Aerobics Disco Eye-Poke Nimble Fingers Disco Dance of Doom Current Familiar: MacBlot, the 1 pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (0 kills) Accomplishments: You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole. You have helped defend the Gourd. You have found the Dolphin King's treasure. You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.

I really don't have time for this game at all, but it's just SO much fun, I think I'll have to find a few minutes for it each day. I should dump any foolish notions of having the time to maintain more than one character, though.

So, yeah, I'm thinkin' Lemontini's gettin' the axe. Long live LdySaphyre, Disco Bandit!* *POWERCHORD!*

OK, enough with the heavy metal theatrics. Yeah, like you can ever have too many heavy metal theatrics!

*POWERCHORD* Yeah, baby-- it's TIME TO SPACKLE!

Oh, wait. That isn't any fun** at all, is it.

* Everytime I see "Disco Bandit," I parse it as "Disco Biscuit." And whenever I see "Moxie" I think "Moxy Fruvous." These mental misfires seem perfectly appropriate.
** For whatever it's worth, I truly do enjoy mudding and spackling. A LOT. I think it hearkens back to my finger-painting days.
*** To the... WHOOPS! FORGOT TO HIT POST!