“Hi, this is ldy of livejournal, also known as eldee or liddy or even eyedee by people who think my el is an eye, and whenever I'm in times of trouble, beatnik sidearm comes to me, typing words of wisdom, KBT... K.
Ok, that totally didn't work. I mean, not only was there an extra syllable, but it was almost entirely inaccurate. Why, I've never even met the mysterious "mister beatnik."
But I believe in him. Oh, yes I do. In fact, all of us little gnomes who live in your computer and your MP3 player believe in you, beatnik. And we'd all really appreciate it if sometime you could just sidle up to the bar, and order a nice stiff drink and just turn your head and pretend you never saw us. Oh, c'mon. You owe us. This IRiver is so totally not up to code. Don't make me come up those headphones!
KBTK single-listener, mp3 gnome-supported radio for beatnik His Own Personal Self.