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Feet (not a metered rhyme) - Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
A classy broad's life... with footnotes.
Feet (not a metered rhyme)
Tiny feet are over-rated. Seriously.

If I had bigger feet, perhaps my ankles and knees would be in better shape.

Perhaps you'd be able to see my tootsies beneath flared jeans.

Perhaps I wouldn't tip over so bloody often after a couple of drinks.

However, even I must admit that there are good things about having tiny feet.

They're not often stepped upon by people you aren't real close to.

They're less dangerous to one's partner under covers when chilly.

They smell that much less.

But the best thing about having tiny feet?

photo of shoes

Being able to buy KIDS' SHOES. :D :D :D

omg, flutter-bys!

I've wanted brown slip-on sandals for YEARS. I'd never found a pair that was just right (for me) until I found these :)

Shut up. I like 'em!

I'm feeling all kinds of: I also got red shoes, and purple shoes, too.
What I hear: They were ladies' shoes, though. (Now they're ldy's shoes.)

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mrs_puma From: mrs_puma Date: May 4th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC) (permalink)
My mouse was hovering over the pic while I waited for the comment page to load and HAHAHAHAHA Hello Kitty! That's what I was going to tell you. :) The other day when I was getting my pedicure, the woman next to me had brand new Hello Kitty thong sandals - and the teeniest feet I've ever seen. Seriously, my size 10's looked like Larry Byrd's feet next to her.
ldy From: ldy Date: May 4th, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Hahahaha! I ended up getting thong sandals with the little bunny from hello kitty!! SLKNDF :OIEHN F:OEI F*WEJ FO:EHF

I need them for when I give myself pedicures. And they were cheaper than all most of the rest.

I keep telling myself this.
ldy From: ldy Date: May 4th, 2004 08:32 pm (UTC) (permalink)
The bunny? His name is YUM POP.


I have no words.
scottobear From: scottobear Date: May 4th, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Cute shoe-ies!

Your new primary icon looks like it belongs on a buisness card. very professional!

ldy From: ldy Date: May 4th, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Holy shamoley. I just whipped up some business cards today-- and stuck that photo (gimped a bit) on 'em!!!

How freaky you should say that! :)
scottobear From: scottobear Date: May 4th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC) (permalink)
OOOeeeeOOOOO (stock theramin sound effect #23)

The pod sees all!

doesn't mean he knows all, but being related to santa has it's advantages.

SO many people sleep at the same time!
jeep_guy From: jeep_guy Date: May 4th, 2004 07:53 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Cute shoes.

ldy From: ldy Date: May 4th, 2004 08:33 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Aww, you're just saying that so I'll use THIS icon. ;)
jeep_guy From: jeep_guy Date: May 4th, 2004 08:35 pm (UTC) (permalink)
I was talking about your default icon. NOW YER KILLING ME!!!!
gefiltebitch From: gefiltebitch Date: May 4th, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC) (permalink)
i love them! they're adorable!
pixiecup From: pixiecup Date: May 4th, 2004 08:16 pm (UTC) (permalink)

How tiny are your feet? :)

Could I fit my big size 5s in a pair of those cute sandals, or is that too mammoth?
fairyfort From: fairyfort Date: May 4th, 2004 08:30 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Fives totally fit in kids shoes.
My feet are a size 5 1/2 and I buy size 4 kid shoes all the time.
From: stealthgear Date: May 4th, 2004 08:19 pm (UTC) (permalink)
I love my feet too. Would be fun to compare your ___ to my 12s
ldy From: ldy Date: May 5th, 2004 03:54 pm (UTC) (permalink)
My feet are 6-6.5, women's (sometimes even 5.5), but I can wear kids' 4-4.5.

My feet would look even tinier in comparison to yours!
fairyfort From: fairyfort Date: May 4th, 2004 08:31 pm (UTC) (permalink)
I love my small feet too. I have a pair of candy apple red mary janes that are the best.

Kid shoes rock!!
From: thedreamingtree Date: May 4th, 2004 09:12 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Woo fancy shoes. :-*
duhneese From: duhneese Date: May 4th, 2004 09:28 pm (UTC) (permalink)
oooh me likey. so are we talking size 5's?
ldy From: ldy Date: May 5th, 2004 03:55 pm (UTC) (permalink)
These are kids' 4s. My regular shoe size is 6-6.5, but sometimes I can wear a 5.5 in sandals. :)
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mrs_puma From: mrs_puma Date: May 5th, 2004 07:57 am (UTC) (permalink)


I'm 5'11" with size 10 feet. I've given up on trying to pretend that my feet are anything but gigantic and now wear whatever shoes I want to, though. Bright red suede loafers? Great. 3 inch heels? Bring it.

washell From: washell Date: May 5th, 2004 05:12 am (UTC) (permalink)
Those are fabulous shoes. I was in the kids section of Wal-mart and ended up trying on a pair of girls size 3 shoes and they fit great. I felt very tiny and left the shoe section immediately.
You should have seen the trouble I had finding white sandal shoes for my wedding. It was November so they didn't carry white shoes so late in the season, plus the smallest shoe they carried was a 6 which was WAY to big in a dress shoe.
From: keefsbriefs Date: May 5th, 2004 05:51 am (UTC) (permalink)
what a wonderful ode....better than odor haha
From: ex_ly656 Date: May 5th, 2004 04:17 pm (UTC) (permalink)
can i borrow them??? pretty please???
my feet are tiny too
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