*smooch* (ldy) wrote,
*smooch*
ldy

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On shopping

I sometimes kid myself I'm grand:
lovely, witty and enlightened--
'til I find myself in stay-puft land:
pasty, overweight, and frightened.

There are few sights more distressing--
pray you never see it clearer--
than the sight of oneself undressing
naked, in a three-way mirror.


Whoever invented flourescent lighting is the debil.
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