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Perplexing - Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
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03:26 pm April 14th, 2004
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why is it that when you first meet someone.. potential friend, SO, or colleague.. why is the following question normally the first one asked?


"who the hell are you and why are you stealing my sandwich?"




why is that question brought up? wtf does THAT have to do with anything?



like, i'm ldy. some folks call me carolyne. what, do you honestly think i'm going to give back your sammich now?



i didn't think so either.



seriously, i hate that.

I'm feeling all kinds of: winkingatchoo
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Thread started by Michael Munas
michaelboy From: michaelboy Date: April 14th, 2004 12:32 pm (UTC) (permalink)
I call you Carly
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 14th, 2004 12:41 pm (UTC) (permalink)
And that is one of the sweetest names I ever heard, Cap'n :)
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Thread started by sunshine and vanilla
her_whispers From: her_whispers Date: April 14th, 2004 12:35 pm (UTC) (permalink)
LOLOLOLOL

i had to blink.
i thought i was having de ja vu.

haven't i seen this post before?
wait, no.. wait, that was in a much bigger font.

*winks*

M.
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 06:17 am (UTC) (permalink)
Hee! There were two others that preceded the big font one in a similar vein, but they're friends only, so it's just Dave and me :)
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cock_star From: cock_star Date: April 14th, 2004 12:36 pm (UTC) (permalink)
apparently somebody already stoled my sandwich...hunger pains, no snadwich in sight!
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Thread started by The Ultimate Penultamor
alcestis From: alcestis Date: April 14th, 2004 12:40 pm (UTC) (permalink)
I remember when I asked you that... you simply stood up, took the bologna out of said sammich, and slapped me across the face with it.

I knew I loved you right then and there!
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC) (permalink)
Honey, you can slap my balogna anytime :)

In fact, I bet a lot of folks on LJ would love you to slap their balogna.

I'd better get in line!
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Thread started by Carrie Ann
carrieann From: carrieann Date: April 14th, 2004 12:56 pm (UTC) (permalink)

Fo sheezy!
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 06:14 am (UTC) (permalink)

Re: Fo sheezy!
Bwahahahaha! Oooh, that's a good 'un!
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Thread started by Mr Lem
happymrlocust From: happymrlocust Date: April 14th, 2004 01:37 pm (UTC) (permalink)
*steals your sandwich*
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC) (permalink)
Who the hell are you and why are you stealing my sandwich?!
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Thread started by Raj KAJ
scottobear From: scottobear Date: April 14th, 2004 03:06 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Hmm... usually the first thing people say to me is "AIEGHPLHPELPFRRRFG!" followed by a quick thump as they fall to the ground in a heap.

So many people are under stress these days!
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC) (permalink)
It's probably the rampant zombieism. I hear it's been going around!
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scottobear From: scottobear Date: April 15th, 2004 07:31 am (UTC) (permalink)
Dang zombies. It's making my fire-axe arm tired, just thinknig about it!

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Thread started by the fourteen letter "S" word
allyn From: allyn Date: April 14th, 2004 09:53 pm (UTC) (permalink)
sammich
sammich
sammich

i want a sammich dammit!
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 06:54 am (UTC) (permalink)
Me, too! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sammich!!
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Thread started by zem
hitchhiker From: hitchhiker Date: April 14th, 2004 11:56 pm (UTC) (permalink)
you're very weird
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ldy From: ldy Date: April 15th, 2004 07:10 am (UTC) (permalink)
*beams!*

Thank you! I luff j00 too :)

I must admit, however, that this particular post was inspired by three others that were written in a similar vein (the only one that isn't friends only can be found here).
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