Well, flashback to a couple months ago. The Office Admin went to McDonald's to pick us up a couple of Happy Meals. They had two kinds of toys-- one for boys, and one for girls-- so they asked which type she'd prefer... to which she replied: "we want really GOOD toys for BIG girls!" The helpful service staff did a double-take, and suggested that they didn't have THAT kind of toy there. To this day, this story still provides much mirth.
Cut to today.
Subway must have overheard her.
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