• Mood: I am NOT imagining things.
• Music: OK, maybe I am. It's still funny, though.

All Kinds of Not Recommended for Children Under 3

Here at the office, my coworkers and I enjoy the occasional bit of fast food at our desks. The Office Admin and I are both pretty small in the appetite department, so we usually get Kids' Meals. The best part of these children's meals is that they come with a TOY of some sort. We always want "the good toys" and are saddened by "the lame-o toys."

Well, flashback to a couple months ago. The Office Admin went to McDonald's to pick us up a couple of Happy Meals. They had two kinds of toys-- one for boys, and one for girls-- so they asked which type she'd prefer... to which she replied: "we want really GOOD toys for BIG girls!" The helpful service staff did a double-take, and suggested that they didn't have THAT kind of toy there. To this day, this story still provides much mirth.

Cut to today.

Subway must have overheard her.