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Sweet sweet release - Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
A classy broad's life... with footnotes.
Sweet sweet release
You know you've climbed too far up the corporate ladder
when you buy a vibrator at a fuckerware party and use it
...to massage your neck.

I'm feeling all kinds of: Too high up!

7 tall tales or Tell me a story
theraevyn From: theraevyn Date: April 8th, 2004 03:23 pm (UTC) (permalink)

but hey,

I hear that style in particular is really handy!

*hyuck hyuck hyuck*
ldy From: ldy Date: April 8th, 2004 03:26 pm (UTC) (permalink)

Re: but hey,

It even comes with its own handy-dandy carry case!

I can't wait to explain this one to airport security.
price From: price Date: April 8th, 2004 04:56 pm (UTC) (permalink)

Re: but hey,

Of course, in the case of finding a dildo, we always have to use the indefinite article -- _A_ dildo; never _your_ dildo.
twistopher From: twistopher Date: April 8th, 2004 08:13 pm (UTC) (permalink)

Re: but hey,

Trust me that is nun caliber compared to what airport bag throwers see. It is really interesting to work in the bag where they randomly inspect bags. At least I know I am not the freakiest person alive anymore.
reprobayt From: reprobayt Date: April 8th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC) (permalink)
That's not good...you need to do something completely decadent and full of debauchery to balance things out. Soon.
ldy From: ldy Date: April 8th, 2004 03:57 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Well, in a couple of weeks I'll be painting the town of Austin, TX, red with my sweetie :) Decadence and debauchery abounding!

allyn From: allyn Date: April 8th, 2004 06:34 pm (UTC) (permalink)
you're right, that's too far.

you need to rectify that immediately
7 tall tales or Tell me a story