I do not even have the words to describe how disturbing this is.
* On a technical note, the parser is surprisingly good-- "Defenestrate the red chair" leads to portrayed confusion, then standing on the red chair, and "shake it like a poloroid picture" leads to booty shaking that is different from the plain "dance" command. "Choke the chicken" leads to a bow, though. Not sure why.
** On another technical note, he's a lousy sub-- "Please me" leads to nothing but utter refusal. Colour me disappointed at my complete lack of chicken pleasuring!
*** Want to be a subservient chicken rooster thing, too? There's a mask you can print out and wear.