"Enormous sightless ceramic birds with their wings tied tightly to their bodies do not instill confidence when displayed within the confines of an airport."
I thought it was about time I clarified.
Tell me these aren't bizarre and disturbing things to find hanging from the ceiling of an airport.
And now I'm off to do massive amounts of laundry. (I hope that the various creepy-staring-laundromat-people did their laundry last night.)