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A classy broad's life... with footnotes.
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I was happily making dinner in my new expensive pot when my spidey sense tingled-- probably because of all the smoke I said, lemme call you back, sweetie, I have to call 911 beep-beep-beep-send the firemen came and they put out the fire it was the most excitement this street's seen in awhile and then they took the charred remains away
my dinner was amazing, but somehow tasted of burnt rubber anyway

I'm feeling all kinds of: so very sleepy!
What I hear: kittycat purring

39 tall tales or Tell me a story
abqd From: abqd Date: August 18th, 2003 09:14 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Sorry bout that! But the story was awesome!
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 06:25 am (UTC) (permalink)
Thanks! Glad I could help those poor souls in some small way.
sunshine_two From: sunshine_two Date: August 18th, 2003 09:29 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Awwww... that pic of the two of you is adorable.
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 06:25 am (UTC) (permalink)

Hee, thanks :)
duinlas From: duinlas Date: August 18th, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC) (permalink)
i can see it in his face in that picture.

his face is saying "help me! help me! she is a vampire and she wants to suck my bluuud!"

course, your exposed fangs don't help.
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 06:26 am (UTC) (permalink)
duhneese From: duhneese Date: August 19th, 2003 01:22 am (UTC) (permalink)
not YOUR car, i hope?!?!
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 06:26 am (UTC) (permalink)
Oh, no. It apparently belonged to a Rastafarian I'd never met before.
allyn From: allyn Date: August 19th, 2003 01:49 am (UTC) (permalink)

hovering didn't work for me. prolly 'cause i use Safari.... guess i'll have to View Source
From: boymaenad Date: August 19th, 2003 03:54 am (UTC) (permalink)
doesn't work for opera either...
oonie From: oonie Date: August 19th, 2003 03:08 am (UTC) (permalink)
that wasn't YOUR car??????????
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 06:27 am (UTC) (permalink)
Heck no!!!
From: thisquietlife Date: August 19th, 2003 03:43 am (UTC) (permalink)
a) wow, that looks good
be right over
tastes like burnt rubber
looks good
reminds me of a naughty joke i heard somewhere...

b) hopin' that wasn't your car

c) he's still hot
so are you

d) OOOOOOH! FIREMEN! =) long hose! *i didn't say that, not really...*

d) addendum: pretty neighborhood!

e) still smokin'

f) yanno, there was a crowd like that in front of my house several years ago... brings back memories...


g) surprising there's that much left to tow... =/
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 11:44 am (UTC) (permalink)
a) SNORK! It was really good. Asparagus/ricotta tortelini w/ mushroom & black olive red sauce w/ seasoned feta and mozzerella cheeses.

b) it wasn't!

c) *blush!*

d) extremely long hose! I think they deliberately parked some ways away just to show off!

d) hee, thanks! I wish it weren't going downhill... :(

e) ~fiiiiiiiiiii-aaaah!~

f) really? I don't have curtains, either ;)

g) indeed-- the entire engine was GONE
taybar19 From: taybar19 Date: August 19th, 2003 04:51 am (UTC) (permalink)
Did the car just start smoking while it was parked, or did that happen while the driver was driving?
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC) (permalink)
I think they were driving. At least, I don't recall having seen the car there an hour or so earlier when I'd gotten home from work. And I didn't recognize the guys, so I suspect they're not from my neighborhood.
From: insecuritiesinc Date: August 19th, 2003 05:08 am (UTC) (permalink)
Wow! Bad scene!!
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 11:49 am (UTC) (permalink)
It was crazy. I'm standing there on my porch going "hey, you want me to call the fire department or something?" And they're like "nah, let's see what we can do" and I go stir my food and come back out "you want me to call yet?" and they're like "nah" and then I pour some wine and they're all like "HEY, CAN YOU CALL NOW?"

I tried to get my hose around to the other side of the house to help 'em out, but the firetruck got there before I could. Good thing-- I don't think my hose would've done a heckuvalot!

My expensive pot gets seventeen gold stars for not burninating my food during the whole ordeal :)
cracked_helmet From: cracked_helmet Date: August 19th, 2003 05:21 am (UTC) (permalink)
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 11:50 am (UTC) (permalink)
alcestis From: alcestis Date: August 19th, 2003 05:54 am (UTC) (permalink)
Glad that wasn't your car. I like picture stories though. I'm also mildly retarded!
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 11:51 am (UTC) (permalink)
I'm glad that wasn't my car, too!

And picture pages are goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

I'm not retarded, but I am an idiot savant.
darryn From: darryn Date: August 19th, 2003 07:01 am (UTC) (permalink)
That's some nice sidewalk you got there. Is that new?
From: thedreamingtree Date: August 19th, 2003 07:52 am (UTC) (permalink)
Ew fire nasty but ldy food good.

ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 12:12 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Fire icky. Food nummy!

jamaicanjungle From: jamaicanjungle Date: August 19th, 2003 09:08 am (UTC) (permalink)
Now that you say that car belonged to a RAstafaian, it reminded me of a Cheech and Chong movie where they sifled gas out of a pick up and put it into their car. forgetting about the fumes, they lit a blunt and PIFF.
ldy From: ldy Date: August 19th, 2003 12:13 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Heheh. The cheech and chong reference occurred to me, too-- when they first drove up I wondered if the smoke were really coming from the engine!
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