?

Log in

No account? Create an account
recent stories superwonderfulous peoples pick a day, any day! who, me? go back in time! go back in time! move boldly ahead! move boldly ahead!
Assnailing - Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
A classy broad's life... with footnotes.
ldy
ldy
Assnailing
Dear stalker ex-bf who installed a shareware keylogger on a staff member's computer--

I cannot wait to nail your ass to the wall.

Few have seen me angry; I'm generally pretty mellow.

I'm effing livid.

You, me, state police.

Let the assnailing begin.

Toodles! :D

--Ldy

I'm feeling all kinds of: Unwise to mess with my friends, my staff, my business or my boxen.
What I hear: Investigator in next room

27 tall tales or Tell me a story
Comments
billijean From: billijean Date: June 27th, 2003 07:25 am (UTC) (permalink)
You go!!!!
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:14 am (UTC) (permalink)
And when I'm done with 'im, I'm sendin' 'im up the river... to Toronto.
thetech From: thetech Date: June 27th, 2003 10:54 am (UTC) (permalink)
*scratching head*

Shouldn't that be "across the lake"?

*ducking out of the way* :P

I've had to put on my InternetPolice badge to kick some packet-butt around here the past couple of days. Users are breakin' the rules and I'm getting ticked off at them. So I can understand where you're coming from. Good luck with that!
duinlas From: duinlas Date: June 27th, 2003 07:29 am (UTC) (permalink)
...I just wanted the location of your seecret hot nudie pictures!
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:17 am (UTC) (permalink)
I gave them all to Zed for safekeeping.

Check the hidden archived tar file titled holyeffinshitoldldymyass.
scottobear From: scottobear Date: June 27th, 2003 11:58 am (UTC) (permalink)
you gave 'em to zed?

Here I was thinking it was Zod!

Stupid kryptonians.
neenerface From: neenerface Date: June 27th, 2003 07:33 am (UTC) (permalink)
You can protect me anyday ;)
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:18 am (UTC) (permalink)
*smoooch!*
scottobear From: scottobear Date: June 27th, 2003 07:34 am (UTC) (permalink)
I look forward to seeing how that procedure unfolds. Good luck giving folks what they deserve via the fulest extent of the law!
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:20 am (UTC) (permalink)
It really made me cranky.

I've contacted the corporate lawyer (who can't really do anything in a criminal case because his son is a DA), who sent me to the police, who sent me to the state police, who sent me to computer crimes, who sent me to some guy who's away until the 15th, who sent me back to computer crimes, who sent me to another guy.

The police showed up and filled out some paperwork; I'm waiting to hear back from the computer guy.

If we can prosecute, we will. If we can't... well, I'm not a vengeful person, but it's a dish best served cold, no?
scottobear From: scottobear Date: June 27th, 2003 09:24 am (UTC) (permalink)

Re:

remember that rule.

Cold.

Calm down, and take stock before meteing out any sort of personal grudge. (you don't want that assclown to turn the tables on you, and get you in trouble.)

Legal process can take a long time... hang in there!

*Huggos*

duinlas From: duinlas Date: June 27th, 2003 11:53 am (UTC) (permalink)
what, are you advising she doesn't buy a shotgun and blow his head off, then cut off all his limbs, then tie them all together with the guys own entrails?

Where is the justice there?!
scottobear From: scottobear Date: June 27th, 2003 11:55 am (UTC) (permalink)

Re:

the justice in cold, calculated revenge! if you go off and do something stupid right away, you might miss an opportunity for some *real* justice!
duinlas From: duinlas Date: June 27th, 2003 12:01 pm (UTC) (permalink)
I dunno where you got your morals from, but it's obviously screwed up.

GET THE GUN LDY! MAKE IT A DOUBLE BARREL!
scottobear From: scottobear Date: June 27th, 2003 12:03 pm (UTC) (permalink)

Re:

Sez you, Tex! Torquemada has nothing on the information age!
oonie From: oonie Date: June 27th, 2003 07:37 am (UTC) (permalink)
go get'em! grrrrrrrrrrr! realease the killer gerbils!!!
judas From: judas Date: June 27th, 2003 09:14 am (UTC) (permalink)
Note: We hereby deny the deny any existence of killer genetically enhanced gerbils and/or any organization designed to control said gerbils. Any claim of supposed "eyewitnesses" should be dismissed as rumor and/or hearsay. Thank you for your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality program.
oonie From: oonie Date: June 27th, 2003 10:12 am (UTC) (permalink)
Brilliant!
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:22 am (UTC) (permalink)
ROUSE the ROUS!
keethrax From: keethrax Date: June 27th, 2003 09:56 am (UTC) (permalink)
I don't believe they exist.
hitchhiker From: hitchhiker Date: June 27th, 2003 07:45 am (UTC) (permalink)
*Please* don't forget to post the update when available!
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:22 am (UTC) (permalink)
Will do!
twistopher From: twistopher Date: June 27th, 2003 08:08 am (UTC) (permalink)
darn by subject I thought is was going to be about ass sex. Damn men are simple. Well... Ex might always make friends in jail. hehe
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:23 am (UTC) (permalink)
Hee.

It's all about the... ass snailing?

...eeew.
rhiannonstone From: rhiannonstone Date: June 27th, 2003 08:24 am (UTC) (permalink)
You want I should have a team of trained hackers 0wnz0r his system, boss?
ldy From: ldy Date: June 27th, 2003 09:24 am (UTC) (permalink)
Maybe l8r ;)
From: insecuritiesinc Date: June 28th, 2003 12:31 am (UTC) (permalink)
right on!
27 tall tales or Tell me a story