*smooch* (ldy) wrote,

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Doctored Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and get my ass to Florida.

First things first:

Happy Birthday inspectorjury!
How do I wish a happy birthday to someone as amazing as Dave? I don't have the words to express how wonderful you truly are. You are kind, compassionate, thoughtful, wise, funny and one of my favourite people in the world. I am honored to know you and so very proud to call you friend. You are at the top of my list of people to call when I gets me a cell phone (I'm never home long enough to pick up the landline).

Happy Birthday elsnaibs!
You are a great man, and sole consort to the entire kingdom of LdyAlcestisville. I'd love to meet you someday, and would be thrilled to work with you on a production. Considering we live on different coasts, that's probably unlikely... but stranger things have happened. Wishing you much happiness this year and always!

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Something I don't normally do, but what the heck... it's the Friday Five!

1. Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight? Long or short?
If I blow-dry it when it's longer, it sometimes comes out very fine and straight, but most of the time it's got a definite wave goin' on. I remember learning about different kinds of hair in elementary school and crying "but my mom says it's WAAAAVEEEY" when my hair appeared straight under a microscope.

Does this look straight to you?

but dontcha dare call em my short and curlies!

Mom one, science zero.

I've had very long hair and extremely short hair. It's pretty short now, and that's the way I like it best.

We won't talk about the evil cowlick of doom.

2. How has your hair changed over your lifetime?
My natural colour is a dirty blonde/brown/red (really, it changes colour of its own accord). I've bleached it blonde, and currently sport a red hue of an artificial sort. It's been long. It's been short. People I haven't seen in a year or two generally don't recognize me.

3. How do your normally wear your hair?
On me head! Seriously? Towel-dry, gel and go. I'm really getting into that touseled just-outta-bed look, as inspired by my five year old self :)

I havent changed much

4. If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like?
I don't think I'd change it. Maybe get a trim, or get it recoloured. Generally, I'm quite happy with it.

5. Ever had a hair disaster? What happened?
Hell yes. I've had the "hate my bangs, think I'll cut 'em" adolescent blues (like so many of you), and when I was a long-haired hippie in highschool, some well-meaning hairstylist with something to prove gave me poodle-perm jersey-girl hair. I cried.

And while I'm pretty happy with my hair now, that could all change tomorrow. My hair seemingly has a mind of its own. It' just playing nice for now.

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I bought something at lunch today that made me downright giddy.

I nearly squealed in the store.

The queen of the faeries will not clomp.

Black ballet shoes, I love you.

It's been too long.

And at $20, I will never go without again.

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My boss just brought me a Dan Kennedy limited-edition Bobblehead.

It looks just like this, except he agrees with everything I say.

It's cracking me the hell up :)

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In an unrelated and cryptic matter, I shouldn't fret so. It will all work out, one way or another.

Everything happens for a reason, and perhaps not all of the lessons are mine.

Speaking of lessons, what's with the letter P?

Seems to be a lotta P in my life. And how many people learned about "the grapheme ph" in kindergarten, eh?

Presently, I'll be phlying on a plane to Phlorida.

Phorget I said anything.

I wonder what my lesson is.

I think the lesson is "don't think so hard that you forget to go to the bathroom."

Now I gotta go pee.

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Whee, there's a dog in the office! Gonna go get some therapeutic pets. See you on the phlip side, pholks. :)

I'm going to have a grand weekend, and I hope you do the same!

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