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In the past 24 hours - Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
A classy broad's life... with footnotes.
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In the past 24 hours
Maxman had an ingrown claw. It was huge and scary, and looked like a large white disk sticking out of his paw! Michele picked up a specialized cutting instrument and we operated last night. The patient was very brave, and is recovering nicely. I'm hoping the rest of that claw sheds soon. But since there is nobody available to feed him this weekend, our departure time to NJ may be pushed to early Saturday morning so we can keep an eye on it another night, and so that he isn't left too long without human contact.

I made one of my favouritest bachelorette one-pot meals, Taco Pie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I can't believe we ate the whole thing.

Had an interesting phone conversation with Charlie on the great MIT music conspiracy, and how it relates to other planets, and to our own.

After that, Michele and I went out for drinks last night to say farewell to our dear friend Ruthie, who is returning home to Montana. Ruthie had called me earlier that evening:

Ruth: Hey, Ldy, it's Ruthie
Ldy: Hey Ruthie!
Ruth: I'm leaving tomorrow, and I thought it would be nice to get together tonight for a few drinks.
Ldy: I can't believe you're leaving already!
Ruth: Yeah, well time flies. I just got back from surgery. Did I tell you I was having surgery today?
Ldy: You had what?
Ruth: Surgery. Remember my scowl?
Ldy: Your what?
Ruth: My scowl. The lines on my forehead. Well, they're gone now.
Ldy: They're what?
Ruth: Gone. They guy got rid of them. And I think he took out a muscle so I don't do it anymore.
Ldy: Oh, wow.
Ruth: Yeah. I look like Frankenstein. So we're going out for drinks. You game?

I hate the phone, and rarely use it. But those times I do actually talk on it, things are usually very... interesting.

So, we went out for drinks, and this guy tried to pick me up. Fawned over me, even. It was funny for the following reasons:
  • He was 22 years old, and acted like he was 15


  • He thought I was 26, and revealing my true age just made him more excited

"You're like a really sexy older woman... like a sexy teacher and stuff!" *fawnfawnfawn* "And you play pool! Have I told you you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen in this place? Like, ever? Like, any age? Like, wow. You're really pretty. And you play pool! Wow. You've got beautiful eyes. Do you wanna play pool?"

"Fast Eddie" Jeff was his name, I believe. Turn-ons were skateboarding, Led Zep, billiards and (evidently) older women. Turn-offs were... well, I'm not sure he had any.

Skaterboy was kept at arm's length, and old ldy's ego was nicely inflated :)

And yesterday, somebody posted the lewdest, raunchiest, most demeaning piece of text-based smut I've ever read, and I am appalled because I can't stop reading it *squirm*.

Tonight's plans:
  • get an oil change (or change it myself)


  • do laundry


  • make homemade pizza


  • rehearse 3.1 & 4.1


  • watch at least a few minutes of the eclipse (if the sky is clear)


  • pack for Jersey


  • sweep the bedroom


  • paypal a certain photographer some buckaronies


  • gently examine my pussy*


  • get to bed at a decent hour


I'm tired today. I didn't drink much last night (I rarely do), but I really do need to catch up on my sleep. *yawn*

Back to workies!

* If you think I'm talking about anything besides my cat, shame on you. If that didn't even occur to you until I said that, well, shame on me.

I'm feeling all kinds of: Rrrrrrrrrrrandy Vetinary
What I hear: Here's to me, Mrs. Robinson - he was a skaterboy, she said seeya later, boy

13 tall tales or Tell me a story
Comments
mrs_puma From: mrs_puma Date: May 15th, 2003 12:10 pm (UTC) (permalink)

I expect a pizza picture tomorrow.

I need to live vicariously through your cooking skills. :-)
ldy From: ldy Date: May 15th, 2003 12:19 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Hee. If I get the opportunity, I will!
alcestis From: alcestis Date: May 15th, 2003 12:16 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Leave your pussy alone and get down here Friday night. You'll get to go dancing to 80s music!
ldy From: ldy Date: May 15th, 2003 12:20 pm (UTC) (permalink)
But my pussy requires attention!

Also, M has to work 'til 6pm. By the time we leave Sch'dy, it will be 6:30/7:00. With traffic, we may be looking at a midnight arrival, or worse.
alcestis From: alcestis Date: May 15th, 2003 12:23 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Nooooooooooooo.... It won't be that bad, will it?

What route are you taking to get here?
ldy From: ldy Date: May 15th, 2003 12:36 pm (UTC) (permalink)
According to Mapquest, Camden County is 4.5 hours away.

With the way I drive, that's 4 hours away.

With the way the rest of the world drives, getting in my way, that's 5 hours ;P
alcestis From: alcestis Date: May 15th, 2003 01:36 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Oh no... see you're coming to my house first, it's going to be even less! I live further north than Camden County. You'll hit my house first, so it'll be more like 3 to 3.5 hours for you. E-mail me (alcestis37@hotmail.com) the address from where you're leaving and I'll give you good directions. Mapquest bites my ass!
devevre From: devevre Date: May 15th, 2003 02:03 pm (UTC) (permalink)
"somebody posted the lewdest, raunchiest, most demeaning piece of text-based smut I've ever read" ... ok.... I'm curious now!
hitchhiker From: hitchhiker Date: May 15th, 2003 03:26 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Give me smut and nothing but!!!!!
waning_estrogen From: waning_estrogen Date: May 15th, 2003 02:10 pm (UTC) (permalink)

re: In the past 24 hours

if you're not a fan, probably this has no meaning, but I heard this in my mind as:
"previously on 24 . . ."


jeep_guy From: jeep_guy Date: May 15th, 2003 04:39 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Not sure what to think or what I was going to say cause I'm half in the bag but I think I wanna kick Skaterboys ass. hahahahaha .
From: short_ankh Date: May 15th, 2003 08:25 pm (UTC) (permalink)

I'm not 22, but...

*fawnfawnfawn*
From: lukescottwalker Date: May 18th, 2003 10:38 pm (UTC) (permalink)

*;^)

*David slaps the back of his hand then runs off howling maniacally*

I do hope Max is doing much better:^).

::warm hugs:: and *smooches*

David
13 tall tales or Tell me a story