Darn you and your Gold Box™-- darn you to Heck!
Had to get the steam cleaner. How did you know I wanted one? I deliberately didn't look at anything even resembling a steam cleaner in the hopes you might not offer me one at a discount. My housemate will now (mistakenly) think I've developed an interest in housekeeping, and may even begin to expect me to pick-up after myself. Oh, the humanity!
Well, now that I've got a steam cleaner, I might as well pick up a couple CDs. Hey, this would be a great time to get the router and PC card, too...
More! More! I must have more!
Here! Take my wallet and beat me with it!
I am at your mercy, Evil Corporate Entity, Sir!
Harder! Yes! Make me buy again!
Your most ob't servant,
PS - May I have another Gold Box item now please?