This is one of those days!
*jugglejuggle* add bowling ball *jugglejuggle* add Ginsu knives *jugglejuggle* add platypus *jugglejuggle* WTF, playtypus?! *jugglejugglejuggle*
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My right eye is giving me hell. Woman at optometrist's office was wacky-- I had to spell my last name FIVE TIMES and she still got it wrong.
OK, my last name is a short, common word. I've substituted "Fork" in this example.
Her: OK, your last name?
Me: Fork, like spoon
Her: Fark?
Me: No, FORK.
Her: Bjork?
Me: No, FOOOOORK. Eff, Oh, Are, Kay.
Her: Ford?
Me: FORK. IT'S FORK. Like SPOON.
Her: Fort?
Me: No. EFF. OH. ARE. KAY. FORK.
Her: Form? Wait-- let me spell it back to you... that's "F" as in Fork, like spoon...
Me: YES! FORK! FORK LIKE SPOON! THIS IS MY NAME!
Her: Oh. Haha! Fork! I see.
Me: *dies*
Earliest appointment is Monday the 24th. Called associate optometrist's office in same building, she sent me right back to the wacky one. D'oh!
In happier news, I'm going to see friends in a play tonight. Wheeee! Which means running home, feeding cat, feeding self, running back out again. Was hoping on having a date (besides just Michele-- she's a great date, and I enjoy her company, but I was hoping for something a wee bit more... manly), but alas, this seems highly unlikely.
I'm off. Have a great Friday night, mates :)
