February 11th, 2010


Email Subject: Hilton Garden Inn Menu's

"Dear Carolyn, Belinda gave me all of your information today. May 27th, 2010 is available for your wedding reception. I have attached our menu’s to this email for you to look through."

Would it be evil of me to write Miss Brittany back and tell her that I'm calling off the entire wedding because their atrocious misuse of punctuation has undermined my faith in the very future of mankind? (Both the email and the "menu's" itself were painful to read.)

But perhaps I shouldn't be so hasty... Just whom am I marrying, and why have we chosen New Mexico for our reception, anyway?! Maybe I should find out first...