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From the Office of the Homeland Security Director
Apr 7, 2002

I have just concluded a conference call with the nation's Imperial Overlords to let them know what I'm about to share with the people of Livejournal. I might add, I also wanted to commend them for their work in improving and strengthening homeland security since the release of Windows XP. We've been in frequent communication with the Imperial Overlords and I think their work to date has reflected the kind of relationship between the federal and the state and local government that we need to make a permanent part of our homeland security defense.

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