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Ldy, the lemony, ligerish ducttaparian's Magic Treehouse of Lost Thoughts
A classy broad's life... with footnotes.
ldy

Choice is just the factor, that makes all life renew,
you'll get what you have asked for, since it's destined here for you.
Life is just a circle, and dreams are all too real,
if you think that you're unhappy, then that's how you will feel.

Life becomes a circle, all fears you have come true,
you've got to be so careful, it will happen here to you.
Love completes this circle ~ paradise or wonderland...
it's written in these words for you,


...and it only takes a song to understand.


Hidden within simple, somewhat-cheesy rhymes are Eternal Truths worth discovering and exploring further. Another illusion... though the images are nice, too.</small>

Sweet dreams, moonbeams.
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

I'm feeling all kinds of: Thank you, eatherial
What I hear: a thought-provoking commentary about searching for what's right

5 tall tales or Tell me a story
ldy
[~w00t-w00ty-w0000t-w00t-w00t-w00t-w0000t!~]1

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!

By royal decree, We2 are officially granting titles to the Netizens and Visiting Dignitaries of our fair Domain, LdyAlcestisville.3

If you wish to be noted as an Important Titled Person with Unusual Hat4 or otherwise recorded as a Netizen5 of LdyAlcestisville or Visiting Dignitary, please make your request before the high court, or here today, so that it may be recorded for posterity and sent on to circlek tonight, or in the morning.

Do note that the inclusion of the word(s) "Master," "Mistress" or "Flubbydub" in your title grants you access to the sex slaves we have set aside for you, of which we have exactly one.6 You may provide your own title, should you wish it.

So it is journaled written, so shall it be done!

*strikes a haughty, regal pose*

[~w00t-w00ty-w0000t-w00t-w00t-w00t-w0000t!~]7

*exhales, drops the pose and wanders off to get her own darned drink!*

1 Opening fanfare! On kazoos!
2 "We" meaning "me" and/or alcestis; Bringers of Light, Eaters of Lotuses, Opiates of the Masses, CoQueens Ldy and Alcestis of the Peaceful and Prosperous United Domain of LdyAlcestisville, Inc. (Bizarre title subject to change without notice.)
3 It only looks like Loyalcestisville.
4 Hats not included.
5 Including, but not limited to, sex slaves, dancing naked people, jesters, drink-fetchers and the like.
6 elsnaibs is gonna be a busy, busy guy!
7 Closing fanfare! On kazoos!
z In other news, I'm We are nuts. *poing*.

I'm feeling all kinds of: Still thirsty, darnit!
What I hear: John Coltrane - Lush Life - Like Someone in Love

34 tall tales or Tell me a story