*smooch* (ldy) wrote,
*smooch*
ldy

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Thanks for the braindump, Mickey!

Hi. I'm the chick what said she was so busy she wasn't gonna be around?

Yeah.

Anywho, I threw together a handful of song parodies for last week's show... and never used 'em.

My brain's too full with other stuff to deal with them anymore. At least three need to go. Right now.

So here you go.


to the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"

He reads your ev'ry email
He's tapping your phone lines
But you've been good, just like you should
And you've got nuttin' to hide!

Oh, who needs to watch out,
Who needs to be free?
When you've got homeland
see-cure-it-tee
John Ashcroft is watching you now :D


to the tune of "O' Come All Ye Faithful"

O' come to Old Faithful
Here at Yellowstone
O' come ye, o' come ye
to your nation'l park
Come spend your dough on
souvenirs and postcards
Oh come give us your money
Oh please give us your money
We really need your money
to fu-und the war.


and my personal favourite:


to the tune of "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer"

Jacko hung his baby off a balc'ny
I think it was in Spain or Italy
You can say there's not much left to Michael
Me and his plastic surgeons, we agree

Don't know how he had that baby
His partner, she pled the fifth
If Mr. Happy's like his nose
There nothin' left there to be makin' babies with

Made a poop 'bout record racism
And went crying off to Liz
I think we'd all be more sympathetic
If we had a clue what race he thinks he is

Oh, Jacko hung his baby off a balc'ny
I think it was in Spain or Italy
You can say there's not much left to Michael
Me and his plastic surgeons, we agree!



(Picking on people, even Mr. Jackson, isn't really my style. But I had no choice - it wrote itself. There are still another dozen or so verses rattling in my mind on this song, but I'll let them out at another time. Maybe.)

Ah. I feel much better now.

As you were.

All songs copyright 2002, me, unless you want to sue me, in which case please see Copyright law Section 107 while I go hide under my bed.
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