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You're on your way to finding out a man's most secret detail - the size of his penis.

In the interest of science, could those of you equipped with the member in question tell me if this thing is accurate or not?

Poll #80645 Size it up

Did "size him up" offer an accurate representation of your penis size?

Accurate
17(38.6%)
Inaccurate
20(45.5%)
No Comment
0(0.0%)
Teehee-- I just like saying the word "penis!"
7(15.9%)

I'm feeling all kinds of: craptastic
What I hear: people on the phone

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Comments
elysiangirl From: elysiangirl Date: December 4th, 2002 10:22 am (UTC) (permalink)
i JUST played that song!!!!
ferretsofglory From: ferretsofglory Date: December 4th, 2002 10:29 am (UTC) (permalink)
if you need pictures, let me know. heheh!
chezmax From: chezmax Date: December 4th, 2002 10:35 am (UTC) (permalink)
it underestimated me by like a whole inch! I'm so depressed. :P
chezmax From: chezmax Date: December 4th, 2002 10:36 am (UTC) (permalink)
It's also not like, the most secret detail. I'm not ashamed of telling people :)
woodwhat From: woodwhat Date: December 4th, 2002 10:48 am (UTC) (permalink)
Of course, being of the female variety, I used somebody else's data.
doeadear From: doeadear Date: December 4th, 2002 10:50 am (UTC) (permalink)
I know you want the owners of the member to reply to the poll, but could I reply on behalf of my husband? Because it turned out to be about a half inch smaller in estimate, but it was pretty accurate, I'd say.
doeadear From: doeadear Date: December 4th, 2002 10:54 am (UTC) (permalink)
Wait, I checked again, and it DID get my husband exactly right...I didn't look at the .5 at the end of the last number. But, other men I have "known" it got wrong. Ah well, I guess I would know my husband pretty well, huh?
rhiannonstone From: rhiannonstone Date: December 4th, 2002 11:00 am (UTC) (permalink)
I've found that a lot of men don't actually know their size. As part of an obscure bachelorette initiation rite, I recently watched a girl ask several men what their penis size was and the majority of them seemed to truly not know. I don't think they were just trying to avoid the question, I think they really didn't know. So we made them show us with their hands. ;P
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duinlas From: duinlas Date: December 4th, 2002 11:01 am (UTC) (permalink)
it's pretty accurate.

I haven't ever measured my hands, nose, or feet tho...

well, feet, yeah. but hands and nose, no.

You can use a really fine and dandy pickup line now.....
devevre From: devevre Date: December 4th, 2002 11:09 am (UTC) (permalink)
Well, within an inch. & not mine! Mr Jones's. *blush*
price From: price Date: December 4th, 2002 11:15 am (UTC) (permalink)
We're talking upwards of 20-25% error on this thing o_O

You really should be asking for the absolute error ( actual size - mean calculated size) so we can get a standard deviation for this thing and see how off it is :P
duinlas From: duinlas Date: December 4th, 2002 11:19 am (UTC) (permalink)
agreed.
butterflyvine From: butterflyvine Date: December 4th, 2002 12:46 pm (UTC) (permalink)

LMAO

Sorry I can't help it...this thing was so off base with my mates actual size that I was laughing. They estimated him at slightly above average when he is in all acutality much larger than average. It as off by 4.5 inches. Yikes!!! That's a lot. I'm sure he'd be happy to take your quiz himself whenever he gets home from work if he's not too tired.

Are people really taking this "size him up" seriously is what I want to know?
petermarcus From: petermarcus Date: December 4th, 2002 12:49 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Way off...like 20-25%.

There's only one accurate way to find out ;)
czircon From: czircon Date: December 4th, 2002 01:03 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Mine was fairly accurate, but there's a pretty big margin of error, and I just sort of guessed on the hands and nose, so the accuracy of my results should not be considered representative of its accuracy in general.

Oh, and [insert pointless innuendo here].
oonie From: oonie Date: December 4th, 2002 02:42 pm (UTC) (permalink)
it got my Andy dead on, but just for shits and giggles i threw in an old lover who came wrapped in a deceptively small package when clothed and it was off by at least six and possibly as many as eight inches...
bitteroptimist From: bitteroptimist Date: December 4th, 2002 06:45 pm (UTC) (permalink)
Having no penis of my own I used the boy toy's info.... it underestimated by just a bit.
scottobear From: scottobear Date: December 4th, 2002 07:20 pm (UTC) (permalink)
It was incorrect by about an inch.
gawain69 From: gawain69 Date: December 5th, 2002 08:24 am (UTC) (permalink)
Well, it was just right for me, but I had to guess at my American shoe size. I can't remember if it's one less than the UK or one more...

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