It wasn't really scary until it got conversational.
BigLug23 (11:08:38 PM): well, all sunshine makes a desert. :-)
BigLug23 (11:08:51 PM): to be cliche' boy.
LdySaphyre (11:09:45 PM): To the cliche' cave!
BigLug23 (11:10:03 PM): awayyyy!
BigLug23 (11:10:11 PM): a stitch in time saves nine, y'know.
LdySaphyre (11:10:23 PM): Make hay while the sun shines1
LdySaphyre (11:10:43 PM): What's good for the goose is good for the gander!
BigLug23 (11:11:04 PM): right you are, Cliche'-lass!
BigLug23 (11:11:36 PM): a watched pot never boils!
LdySaphyre (11:11:53 PM): A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!
BigLug23 (11:12:05 PM): better late than never... but better never late!
BigLug23 (11:12:25 PM): if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
LdySaphyre (11:13:07 PM): Curiousity killed the cat!
BigLug23 (11:13:11 PM): monkey see, monkey do.
LdySaphyre (11:13:27 PM): You can't teach an old dog new tricks
BigLug23 (11:13:29 PM): early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
LdySaphyre (11:14:08 PM): A rolling stone gathers no moss! (other than keith richards)
BigLug23 (11:14:45 PM): hmm... he's mossy?
BigLug23 (11:14:57 PM): love conquers all.
BigLug23 (11:15:32 PM): there's more than one way to skin a cat!
BigLug23 (11:15:38 PM): (look out, Max & Newt!)
LdySaphyre (11:16:00 PM): caught between a rock and a hard place!
BigLug23 (11:16:07 PM): out of sight, out of mind!
LdySaphyre (11:16:48 PM): people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
BigLug23 (11:17:05 PM): hey, don't count your eggs before they're hatched!
LdySaphyre (11:17:22 PM): Look, there's no use flogging a dead horse!
BigLug23 (11:17:31 PM): don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
LdySaphyre (11:17:52 PM): But one man's trash is another man's treasure!
BigLug23 (11:17:54 PM): you can't polish a turd.
LdySaphyre (11:18:15 PM): It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
BigLug23 (11:18:16 PM): we'll cross that bridge when we get to it!
LdySaphyre (11:18:26 PM): A day late and a dollar short, no doubt!
BigLug23 (11:18:36 PM): it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
LdySaphyre (11:18:56 PM): More fun than a barrel of monkeys!
BigLug23 (11:19:15 PM): See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
LdySaphyre (11:19:25 PM): You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
BigLug23 (11:19:28 PM): tastes like chicken!
LdySaphyre (11:19:38 PM): Grin and bear it!
BigLug23 (11:19:48 PM): do as I say... not as I do.
LdySaphyre (11:19:58 PM): Judge not, lest ye be judged.
BigLug23 (11:20:10 PM): there's nothing new under the sun
LdySaphyre (11:20:29 PM): the old gray mare just ain't what she used to be.
BigLug23 (11:20:30 PM): Rome wasn't built in a day!
LdySaphyre (11:20:43 PM): Eh, tu, Brute?
BigLug23 (11:20:45 PM): give an inch, and they'll take a mile.
LdySaphyre (11:20:59 PM): Don't make a mountain out of a molehill!
BigLug23 (11:21:03 PM): (what's that, the canadian ceasar?)
LdySaphyre (11:21:10 PM): (Heheh!)
BigLug23 (11:21:13 PM): If mohammed won't come to the mountain!
LdySaphyre (11:21:45 PM): The emporer wears no clothes!
BigLug23 (11:21:49 PM): a friend in need is a friend indeed!
LdySaphyre (11:21:59 PM): The only thing to fear is fear itself!
BigLug23 (11:22:09 PM): phobophobia.
BigLug23 (11:22:24 PM): you let the cat out of the bag!
LdySaphyre (11:22:26 PM): I wouldn't do that for all the tea in china!
BigLug23 (11:22:34 PM): Or all the beans in boston!
LdySaphyre (11:22:45 PM): Is that the lesser of two evils?
BigLug23 (11:22:53 PM): all things come to those who wait.
LdySaphyre (11:23:07 PM): You can have your cake, and eat it, too!
BigLug23 (11:23:10 PM): like a square peg in a round hole.
BigLug23 (11:23:20 PM): (if you cook like my mom)
LdySaphyre (11:23:20 PM): Well, that's a whole new can of worms!
BigLug23 (11:23:27 PM): (that, too)
LdySaphyre (11:23:30 PM): teehee.
BigLug23 (11:23:40 PM): you're going to eat me out of house and home!
LdySaphyre (11:24:02 PM): ~Sticks and stones may break my bones...~
BigLug23 (11:24:10 PM): run with the hare, but hunt with the hounds.
LdySaphyre (11:24:24 PM): It's a jungle out there!
BigLug23 (11:24:42 PM): the urban jungle!
LdySaphyre (11:24:50 PM): Where angels fear to tread!
BigLug23 (11:25:02 PM): hotter than the devils armpit!
LdySaphyre (11:25:14 PM): Hey, a watched pot never boils!
BigLug23 (11:25:16 PM): it's not the heat, it's the humidity.
LdySaphyre (11:25:34 PM): Whatever floats your boat!
BigLug23 (11:25:39 PM): you're not just whistling dixie!
LdySaphyre (11:26:10 PM): I can't make a purse out of a sow's ear
BigLug23 (11:26:12 PM): if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
LdySaphyre (11:26:31 PM): And don't put all your eggs in one basket!
BigLug23 (11:27:00 PM): achicken in every pot!
LdySaphyre (11:27:08 PM): Don't count them before the hatch!!
BigLug23 (11:27:13 PM): food for thought.
LdySaphyre (11:27:14 PM): s/the/they
LdySaphyre (11:27:31 PM): Plenty of fish in the sea.
BigLug23 (11:27:50 PM): plenty of salt, too!
LdySaphyre (11:27:58 PM): Hee, indeed!
LdySaphyre (11:28:06 PM): Two shakes of a lamb's tail!
BigLug23 (11:28:24 PM): fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me
LdySaphyre (11:28:43 PM): If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
BigLug23 (11:28:57 PM): (unless you're skydiving)
LdySaphyre (11:29:08 PM): (Yeah, not much point there.)
BigLug23 (11:29:09 PM): but that's water under the bridge
LdySaphyre (11:29:22 PM): I'm up to my neck in it!
BigLug23 (11:29:36 PM): one way to separate the men from the boys!
LdySaphyre (11:29:50 PM): Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
BigLug23 (11:29:54 PM): every cloud has a silver lining.
LdySaphyre (11:30:06 PM): That's why we're taking the world by storm!
BigLug23 (11:30:08 PM): a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
LdySaphyre (11:30:20 PM): *BEEEEEEEEEP* repeat!
BigLug23 (11:30:32 PM): eeeeeeee
BigLug23 (11:30:41 PM): don't sweat the petty things.
BigLug23 (11:30:47 PM): and don't pet the sweaty things.
LdySaphyre (11:31:00 PM): bwahahaha
LdySaphyre (11:31:08 PM): If anything can go wrong, it will!
BigLug23 (11:31:24 PM): cole's law - chopped cabbage.
LdySaphyre (11:31:36 PM): It's on the tip of my tongue!
BigLug23 (11:32:05 PM): they that pay the piper call the tune.
LdySaphyre (11:32:21 PM): Laugh and the world laughs with you
BigLug23 (11:32:25 PM): like pearls before swine...
LdySaphyre (11:32:33 PM): When pigs fly!
BigLug23 (11:32:38 PM): let a smile be your umbrella!
LdySaphyre (11:32:48 PM): It's raining pennies from heaven!
BigLug23 (11:32:54 PM): (takes cover)
LdySaphyre (11:33:04 PM): (And on the sunny side of the street!)
BigLug23 (11:33:05 PM): that's my $.02
LdySaphyre (11:33:16 PM): Horse sense?
BigLug23 (11:33:24 PM): a horse of another color.
LdySaphyre (11:33:48 PM): That's like closing the barn door after the horse escapes!
BigLug23 (11:33:55 PM): a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.
LdySaphyre (11:34:13 PM): Neigh, quit thine horsing around!
BigLug23 (11:34:14 PM): you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
LdySaphyre (11:34:33 PM): I've seen a horse fly (but I've never seen an elephant fly!)
BigLug23 (11:34:47 PM): time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana
LdySaphyre (11:35:06 PM): What goes around comes around.
BigLug23 (11:35:40 PM): that's why they call it a revolution, and not just a movement.
LdySaphyre (11:35:51 PM): You can tell I've been around the block a few times!
LdySaphyre (11:36:18 PM): (this is sick-- good sick)
BigLug23 (11:36:25 PM): (hee)
BigLug23 (11:36:46 PM): I could screw up a two car funeral procession.
LdySaphyre (11:37:08 PM): Stupid is as stupid does...
BigLug23 (11:37:28 PM): keep it simple, stupid.
LdySaphyre (11:37:42 PM): Shit happens!
BigLug23 (11:37:44 PM): silly as a goose!
LdySaphyre (11:37:57 PM): Animal quackers!
BigLug23 (11:37:57 PM): ya gumper!)
BigLug23 (11:38:24 PM): outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend... inside a dog, it's too dark to read!
LdySaphyre (11:38:41 PM): Can't you just let sleeping dogs lie?!
BigLug23 (11:38:56 PM): not when they lie like a dog!
LdySaphyre (11:39:13 PM): Life's a bitch, I guess!
BigLug23 (11:39:58 PM): life's not meant to be easy.
LdySaphyre (11:40:23 PM): I prefer my life surreal to my life cereal.
BigLug23 (11:40:44 PM): I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a prefrontal lobotomy!
LdySaphyre (11:40:54 PM): (Oooh-- I was gonna use that!!)
BigLug23 (11:41:02 PM): (heehee)
LdySaphyre (11:41:16 PM): I'm such a pencil-necked geek!
BigLug23 (11:41:20 PM): today's the first day of the rest of your life!
BigLug23 (11:41:26 PM): (grit eating freak?)
LdySaphyre (11:41:30 PM): What's done is done.
LdySaphyre (11:41:42 PM): (
BigLug23 (11:42:02 PM): give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, feed him for ever
LdySaphyre (11:42:22 PM): We all have our crosses to bear.
BigLug23 (11:42:24 PM): easier said than done!
LdySaphyre (11:42:37 PM): It's a done deal!
BigLug23 (11:42:49 PM): stick a fork in me! I'm done!
LdySaphyre (11:42:58 PM): Once bitten, twice shy!
BigLug23 (11:43:17 PM): It shouldn't happen to a dog.
LdySaphyre (11:43:59 PM): The end justifies the means.
BigLug23 (11:44:02 PM): that dog won't hunt.
LdySaphyre (11:44:12 PM): Look what the cat dragged in!
BigLug23 (11:44:27 PM): the light at the end of the tunnel!
LdySaphyre (11:44:50 PM): Even a blind man can tell when the sun is shining!
BigLug23 (11:44:53 PM): when the cat's away, the mice will play.
LdySaphyre (11:45:25 PM): ...in one ear, and out the other.
BigLug23 (11:45:27 PM): in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!
LdySaphyre (11:45:39 PM): It sure beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
BigLug23 (11:45:47 PM): cute as a bug's ear!
LdySaphyre (11:45:55 PM): As snug as a bug in a rug!
BigLug23 (11:46:05 PM): that boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball!
BigLug23 (11:46:14 PM): (thank you, foghorn leghorn)
LdySaphyre (11:46:19 PM): Don't lose your marbles!
BigLug23 (11:46:40 PM): use em, or lose em!
LdySaphyre (11:47:05 PM): Don't go there!
BigLug23 (11:47:10 PM): you win some, you lose some.
LdySaphyre (11:47:21 PM): What goes around, comes around.
BigLug23 (11:47:33 PM): *beeeep* duplication
LdySaphyre (11:47:39 PM): Yup EEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
BigLug23 (11:47:46 PM): no matter where you go, there you are!
LdySaphyre (11:47:53 PM): I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
BigLug23 (11:48:04 PM): no one expects the spanish inquisition!
LdySaphyre (11:48:11 PM): It's all Greek to me!
BigLug23 (11:48:29 PM): harder than chinese algebra.
LdySaphyre (11:48:40 PM): When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
BigLug23 (11:48:56 PM): when in greece, do as the romans did.
LdySaphyre (11:49:05 PM): But all roads lead to Rome!
BigLug23 (11:49:14 PM): home is where you hang your hat!
LdySaphyre (11:49:20 PM): Home is where the heart is!
BigLug23 (11:49:39 PM): rome wasn't built in a day!
LdySaphyre (11:49:50 PM): Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
BigLug23 (11:50:02 PM): (d'oh! I was gonna use that)
LdySaphyre (11:50:07 PM): (heheh)
LdySaphyre (11:50:30 PM): Misery loves company.
BigLug23 (11:50:30 PM): are you a man or a mouse?
LdySaphyre (11:50:43 PM): Squeaky wheel gets the grease!
BigLug23 (11:51:07 PM): the nail that sticks up is pulled out.
LdySaphyre (11:51:19 PM): If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.
BigLug23 (11:51:37 PM): if a hammer is your only tool, everything starts looking like nails.
LdySaphyre (11:52:29 PM): Screw it all!
BigLug23 (11:52:31 PM): Never said I was the sharpest tool in the shed.
LdySaphyre (11:52:55 PM): If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
BigLug23 (11:52:58 PM): I'm a brick shy of a full load.
LdySaphyre (11:53:27 PM): Many hands make light work.
BigLug23 (11:53:39 PM): too many chefs spoil the soup!
LdySaphyre (11:53:48 PM): One bad apple spoils the bunch!
BigLug23 (11:54:07 PM): too many chiefs, not enough indians!
LdySaphyre (11:54:29 PM): I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!
BigLug23 (11:54:38 PM): you're too tense.
LdySaphyre (11:54:43 PM): *rimshot*
BigLug23 (11:54:49 PM): badda-bing!
BigLug23 (11:54:59 PM): I'll show you how a cow eats corn!
LdySaphyre (11:55:10 PM): Udder nonsense!
BigLug23 (11:55:13 PM): how now, brown cow?
LdySaphyre (11:55:22 PM): Milk it for all its worth!
BigLug23 (11:55:34 PM): sakes... I'm so hungry, I could eat the north end of a southbound cow.
LdySaphyre (11:55:44 PM): There's no use crying over spilt milk.
BigLug23 (11:56:05 PM): it's raining harder than a cow peeing on a flat stone!
LdySaphyre (11:56:17 PM): It's raining cats and dogs!
BigLug23 (11:56:21 PM): you've the milk of human kindness
BigLug23 (11:56:27 PM): (I stepped in a poodle!)
LdySaphyre (11:56:40 PM): Absinth makes the heart grow fonder
BigLug23 (11:56:49 PM): (hee)
BigLug23 (11:56:56 PM): right as rain!
LdySaphyre (11:57:11 PM): In every life, a little rain must fall!
BigLug23 (11:57:19 PM): a faint heart never won a fair maiden.
LdySaphyre (11:57:35 PM): Ah, my knight in shining armor!
BigLug23 (11:58:00 PM): there's a chink in that armor.
LdySaphyre (11:58:20 PM): Meddle not in the affairs of dragons...
BigLug23 (11:58:34 PM): ... for it makes them soggy, and hard to light.
LdySaphyre (11:59:01 PM): You really light up a room
BigLug23 (11:59:12 PM): you light up my life!
LdySaphyre (11:59:20 PM): You are the sunshine of my life!
BigLug23 (11:59:35 PM): you trip the light fantastic!
LdySaphyre (12:00:01 AM): What a long strange trip it's been!
BigLug23 (12:00:10 AM): I'm out like a light!
LdySaphyre (12:00:16 AM): You are matchless!
BigLug23 (12:00:31 AM): (ha!)
BigLug23 (12:00:49 AM): you burn the candle at both ends!
LdySaphyre (12:01:01 AM): Out, out brief candle!
BigLug23 (12:01:13 AM): out, out, damn spot!
BigLug23 (12:01:18 AM): (bad dog!)
LdySaphyre (12:01:23 AM): Every dog has his day
LdySaphyre (12:01:34 AM): (is that a repeat? please say no!)
BigLug23 (12:01:52 AM): (hmmm... I don't think so.. but we did a lot of dogs!)
BigLug23 (12:02:03 AM): ya dirty dog!
LdySaphyre (12:02:05 AM): (dogs, cats and horses!)
BigLug23 (12:02:22 AM): lions, tigers and bears! oh my!
LdySaphyre (12:02:27 AM): Grin and bear it!
BigLug23 (12:02:40 AM): bear the burden and the heat of the day!
LdySaphyre (12:02:42 AM): Does a bear shit in the woods?
BigLug23 (12:02:51 AM): (only when I camp)
LdySaphyre (12:02:55 AM): (heheh)
BigLug23 (12:02:58 AM): Is the pope catholic?
LdySaphyre (12:03:16 AM): From dusk 'til dawn!
BigLug23 (12:03:47 AM): it's always darkest before the dawn.
LdySaphyre (12:04:04 AM): I can't see the forest for the trees.
BigLug23 (12:04:20 AM): the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree
LdySaphyre (12:04:29 AM): His bark is worse than his bite
BigLug23 (12:04:33 AM): you're barking up the wrong tree!
LdySaphyre (12:05:08 AM): Every rose has its thorn!
BigLug23 (12:05:11 AM): bit off more than you can chew?
LdySaphyre (12:05:16 AM): I could eat a horse.
BigLug23 (12:05:22 AM): a rose by any other name...
LdySaphyre (12:05:43 AM): You can't judge a book by its cover.
BigLug23 (12:05:46 AM): you see the world through rose colored glasses.
LdySaphyre (12:05:58 AM): The girl with kaleidoscope eyes!
BigLug23 (12:05:59 AM): I'll take a page from your book.
LdySaphyre (12:06:19 AM): Book 'em, Scotto!
BigLug23 (12:06:20 AM): diamonds are a girl's best friend.
LdySaphyre (12:06:38 AM): Liquor is quicker.
BigLug23 (12:06:41 AM): *throws the book at you
LdySaphyre (12:06:48 AM): Bell book and candle!
BigLug23 (12:07:04 AM): (pywacket!)
LdySaphyre (12:07:10 AM): (teehee)
BigLug23 (12:07:11 AM): like stealing candy form a baby!
LdySaphyre (12:07:25 AM): As sweet as candy!
BigLug23 (12:07:27 AM): if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas
LdySaphyre (12:07:42 AM): Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!
BigLug23 (12:07:51 AM): Arr, me hearty!
LdySaphyre (12:07:53 AM): (*snicker*)
LdySaphyre (12:08:12 AM): There's no honor among thieves
BigLug23 (12:08:18 AM): careful what you wish for!
LdySaphyre (12:08:29 AM): When you wish upon a star...
BigLug23 (12:08:47 AM): Your mother was a thief - she stole the stars in heaven and put'em into your eyes...
LdySaphyre (12:09:10 AM): I've got my head in the clouds, but my feet on the ground!
BigLug23 (12:09:26 AM): nose to the grindstone?
LdySaphyre (12:09:34 AM): My back's against the wall!
BigLug23 (12:09:43 AM): ear to the ground?
LdySaphyre (12:09:47 AM): (damn)
LdySaphyre (12:09:52 AM): My eye's on you!
BigLug23 (12:10:00 AM): eyes peeled?
LdySaphyre (12:10:01 AM): (ew)
BigLug23 (12:10:12 AM): (lovely rosettes, as a garnish!)
LdySaphyre (12:10:14 AM): Eye think, therefore eye am.
BigLug23 (12:10:24 AM): I yam what I yam
LdySaphyre (12:10:44 AM): What will be will be.
BigLug23 (12:10:45 AM): you can pick your friends,you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose (I proved that one wrong, on a bet)
LdySaphyre (12:10:57 AM): Pick of the litter!
BigLug23 (12:11:08 AM): boys will be boys!
LdySaphyre (12:11:37 AM): Buoys and gulls!
BigLug23 (12:11:39 AM): one damned thing after another.
LdySaphyre (12:11:49 AM): Ask and you shall receive!
BigLug23 (12:11:50 AM): sax and violins!
LdySaphyre (12:12:38 AM): Love is a symphony.
BigLug23 (12:12:41 AM): it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission
LdySaphyre (12:12:58 AM): You're walking on thin ice
BigLug23 (12:13:04 AM): Absence is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great.
LdySaphyre (12:13:23 AM): Everyone knows it's windy.
BigLug23 (12:13:30 AM): (snerks)
BigLug23 (12:13:41 AM): Brandy, you're a fine girl.
LdySaphyre (12:14:10 AM): And the wind cries Mary.
BigLug23 (12:14:18 AM): Moria!
LdySaphyre (12:14:26 AM): Stella!
BigLug23 (12:14:41 AM): hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
LdySaphyre (12:14:46 AM): (damn!)
LdySaphyre (12:14:57 AM): Between the devil and the deep blue sea!
BigLug23 (12:15:03 AM): like two tomcats in a gunny sack!
LdySaphyre (12:15:20 AM): The meek shall inherit the earth
BigLug23 (12:15:22 AM): like a brick shithouse!
LdySaphyre (12:15:28 AM): Get off the pot or shit!
BigLug23 (12:15:30 AM): the bold will take the stars!
LdySaphyre (12:15:42 AM): To boldly go where no man has gone before!
BigLug23 (12:15:47 AM): fish or cut bait!
LdySaphyre (12:15:58 AM): One man's bait is another man's sushi!
BigLug23 (12:15:58 AM): (to baldly go, more like)
LdySaphyre (12:16:05 AM): (hee)
BigLug23 (12:16:28 AM): guests are like fish... both stink after a few days in your house.
LdySaphyre (12:16:45 AM): I'm just a bird in a gilded cage.
BigLug23 (12:17:07 AM): despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage..
LdySaphyre (12:17:14 AM): (snork!)
LdySaphyre (12:17:35 AM): The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
BigLug23 (12:17:45 AM): beeeeeep rerun!
LdySaphyre (12:17:50 AM): Yiiiiiiiiiii!
BigLug23 (12:17:57 AM): a wet bird never flies at night!
LdySaphyre (12:18:04 AM): Say what?!
LdySaphyre (12:18:15 AM): Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
BigLug23 (12:18:22 AM): hey, hey, hey!
LdySaphyre (12:18:28 AM): The camel walks at midnight!
BigLug23 (12:18:29 AM): (either what's happening, or fat albert)
LdySaphyre (12:18:40 AM): (*applauds!*)
BigLug23 (12:18:42 AM): that's the pot calling the kettle black!
LdySaphyre (12:18:52 AM): Beggars can't be choosers!
BigLug23 (12:19:14 AM): if wishes were horses, beggars would ride!
LdySaphyre (12:19:27 AM): Damned if I do, damned if I don't!
BigLug23 (12:19:45 AM): wish in one hand, crap in the other... see which piles up faster.
LdySaphyre (12:19:59 AM): Like flies on shit.
BigLug23 (12:20:12 AM): life's like a poop standwich.. the more bread you got, the less crap you have to eat.
LdySaphyre (12:20:25 AM): Shit-eating grin ;-)
BigLug23 (12:20:33 AM): like white on rice!
LdySaphyre (12:21:02 AM): I'm walking on eggshells here!
BigLug23 (12:21:17 AM): like hair on a monkey!
LdySaphyre (12:21:25 AM): Greatest thing since sliced bread!
BigLug23 (12:21:41 AM): (what was the greatest thing *before* sliced bread?)
LdySaphyre (12:21:51 AM): (...unsliced bread?)
BigLug23 (12:22:07 AM): (naaaaah)
LdySaphyre (12:22:17 AM): (...pie?)
BigLug23 (12:22:33 AM): (ya!)
LdySaphyre (12:22:38 AM): (pie!)
BigLug23 (12:22:38 AM): (I like pie.)
LdySaphyre (12:22:44 AM): (pie's good.)
BigLug23 (12:22:58 AM): (I bet Bob has pie.)
LdySaphyre (12:23:09 AM): (yah, I got pie.)
BigLug23 (12:23:30 AM): (ya? give me pie.)
LdySaphyre (12:23:48 AM): It's as easy as pie!
LdySaphyre (12:24:00 AM): (As easy as pi?_
BigLug23 (12:24:21 AM): not the brightest bulb in the tree
LdySaphyre (12:24:39 AM): Aw. It's a cakewalk.
BigLug23 (12:24:57 AM): pie in the sky!
LdySaphyre (12:25:04 AM): As American as apple pie!
BigLug23 (12:25:16 AM): got a finger in every pie?
LdySaphyre (12:25:42 AM): I stuck in my thumb, and pulled out a plumb, and said "wtf, I'm not a guy!"
BigLug23 (12:25:50 AM): that takes the cake!
LdySaphyre (12:26:04 AM): It's the icing on the cake!
BigLug23 (12:26:21 AM): better to find a whole worm in your apple than half.
LdySaphyre (12:26:36 AM): An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
BigLug23 (12:26:51 AM): clove of garlic a day keeps *everyone* away.
LdySaphyre (12:27:09 AM): Except other garlic people. Which brings us back to
BigLug23 (12:27:30 AM): *applauds!*
LdySaphyre (12:27:35 AM): *also applauds*
Then we emulated the Jerry Springer show. Just because.
Toldja you were mad.