*smooch* (ldy) wrote,

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~This is what it sounds like, when plush cry~ part deux

Some of you may remember the horror of the Easter Bunny Lynching of 2002, as pictorialized by this intrepid reporter last April.

I am sad to report another massacre.

Witness the Dancing Bear Lynching of 2002 as seen at the Gathering of the Vibes early this July.

dead plushies aren't much fun

I have it on good authority that, after all the life had been hung out of their poor, plush bodies, they were sold as souveniers to members of a secret organization known only as "Dead-Heads" (doubtlessly a direct reference to this sick and twisted event). I have reason to believe the unsold corpses were ignobly stuffed into boxes or bins, like those of the bunnies before them.

There was a note at the scene of the crime. It had been attributed to one "Robert Hunter," though later study revealed it to be a crude forgery.

There comes a redeemer
and he slowly too fades aware
There follows a wagon behind him
that's loaded with bears
and the bears that were silent
all burst into flame and run scared
The night comes so quiet
and it's close on the heels of the slayer

Authorities are still unaware of a motive, and have no leads on who might have perpetrated this heinous crime. They do suspect that either the same person or group of persons is responsible, or that this is a copycat killing-- note the single pink bunny on the left.


This is Ldy, your eyes on the world, reporting.

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